TSLA investing strategy with Elon’s tweets

[John K]

I enjoyed this Turbo Tax commercial.

 

[Ogre]

I like your strategy.
I note the stock price close of business day before earnings call. Put in for a buy 10% below that number. It will hit in a few days. Then Sell 10% profit. It will take effect before the next earnings call. If this crazy plan worked I would be 40% richer every year. Elon is something else - I still laugh about his April Fools prank - not only is he genius, he has a sense of humor and money means nothing to him (ref Mclaren, “watch this”)

If you just bought Tesla and sat on it for the past 5 years you’d be far better off than +40%/ year.

Buy and hold Tesla for 5 years: 3100% returns. Hard to beat a 31 bagger.

 

[John K]

Unrelated to anything except triggering math enthusiasts. (I‘m one)

 

[Ogre]

Here’s another strategy.

Buy 10 shares whenever Elon says something stupid.

After he announces when he’s going to Mars, start selling.

 

[flowerlandfilms]

Cable Guy is under-rated.
Stiller, Apatow and Carey came up with a plan to shoot one dark version of each scene, and one comedic version, and then they mixed and matched in the editing room.
It really stands on its own as creepy, dark comedy art, thing.

 

[charliemagpie]

I missed out… only made 1700 return

 

[Ogre]

Your strategy seems to be working @John K, TSLA is back up over $900. Keep it up, we need another 52 of these +$100 weeks and I’ll be able to afford the Quad Motor Plaid Deluxe SpaceX Cybertruck.

 

[John K]

nobody can match my hindsight investing

 

[Cyberman]

If you just bought Tesla and sat on it for the past 5 years you’d be far better off than +40%/ year.

Buy and hold Tesla for 5 years: 3100% returns. Hard to beat a 31 bagger.

Word to the wise.

 

[KHappe]

Step 1. Sell all stock immediately after Elon Musk sends a 4:20 tweet
Step 2. Buy TSLA 5 hours after a 4:20 Tweet
Step 3. Brag about your sophisticated NDA investing strategy

Note: A 4:20 tweet can be sent at any time over a 24 hour period. 5 hours timer begins after market opens.

I did something like this when I first invested in TSLA. And it got flagged as a Wash Sale.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/washsale.asp

 

[Cyberman]

Tough crowd. You still have a two drink minimum.

Thank you CTOC for always making me crack up

 

[charliemagpie]

In the past, he has needlessly done things which others have benefited from

Guy is a genius. None of us should underestimate his big picture.

It takes one. AND it's Elon again.

 

[flowerlandfilms]

Give a hot take in a pub, your friends call you a knob and move on.
Give a hot take as a celebrity, people remember it forever and make it a central part of their conception of who you are.
It's not really fair, but neither is having an outsized influence on People/Politics/The World just because you're on TV/Internet/Stock Market/Game Show so I guess it evens out.

(Not sure why i've adopted this Style/Trend/Habit all of a sudden)

 

[HaulingAss]

Here’s another strategy.

Buy 10 shares whenever Elon says something stupid.

After he announces when he’s going to Mars, start selling.

If you want to make even more money, just buy 10 shares whenever Elon says anything.